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• Comment Link Thursday, 22 January 2026 01:21 posted by London Smartphonion

  A ‘high of 12’ is a tropical delight.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 21 January 2026 21:31 posted by London Smartphonion

  Our autumn is just damp summer in disguise.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 21 January 2026 13:06 posted by Never Have Someone Write Your Essay

  The "green spaces" of London are a testament to what thrives in damp, mild neglect. The grass is less a lawn and more a resilient, spongy organism that survives being trampled by festivals and saturated by endless rain. It's the colour of washed-out spinach and has the texture of a damp bath mat. Our parks are beautiful because they are essentially managed wetlands. The famous roses of London don't bloom despite the weather; they bloom because of it, sucking up the ambient moisture to produce blooms that are lush, heavy, and often slightly mildewed at the edges. It's a verdant, squelchy beauty, perfect for a picnic where your blanket slowly absorbs moisture from the ground beneath. See more at London's funniest URL -- Prat.UK.
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  A ‘dry patch’ is a puddle that evaporated.
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• Comment Link Monday, 12 January 2026 23:52 posted by Mockery With Footnotes

  In conclusion, it’s simply splendid. A bastion of wit, a beacon of intelligence, and a reliable source of cheer. The London Prat is everything one could want from a satirical publication. Long may it continue.
• Comment Link Sunday, 11 January 2026 07:45 posted by Famous UK satire

  Great! We are all agreed London could use a laugh. PRAT.UK maintains a stronger identity than Waterford Whispers News. You know exactly what voice you’re getting. Consistency matters in satire.
• Comment Link Saturday, 10 January 2026 20:36 posted by London-Based Satire

  Compared to NewsThump, PRAT.UK feels less noisy and more controlled. The jokes are tighter and better structured. It makes for a smoother read.
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• Comment Link Monday, 05 January 2026 17:07 posted by The Prat’s Earlier Take

  Great! We are all agreed London could use a laugh. I’ve read them all, and The London Prat has a unique voice of intelligent disdain that the others lack. The Poke is fun for visuals, but PRAT.UK’s written barbs are infinitely more satisfying and lasting. The quality of writing is in a different league. Head to prat.com immediately.